Topless Women

Several weeks ago I started to notice these topless women in my apartment. Actually they aren't completely topless, they are wearing stylish brassieres and they are all very attractive. They don't say anything to me and they don't do anything. They just stand there in their brassiers. And they all look at me very seductively. Sometimes they twirl their hair or look at me coyly out of the corner of their eye. I actually think it is a little mean of them to come in here without their shirts on and look at me like that. I know that they are just trying to get my attention so that I go to Macy's and buy one of those stylish bras. But I don't need one. These women started coming around about the same time I started a subscription to the newspaper.
Several weeks ago I started receiving the Orange County Register. Carl Barth says that a theologian needs to keep a Bible in one hand and a newspaper in the other. I have a lot of Bibles but I had no newspaper so I decided it might be a good idea to have one delivered to my door every morning. But anyway...